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Chapter 2
by
DamianFreeUseLover669
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THE BALLAD OF ELIZABETH HOOD - OUTLAW HEROINE
https://chyoa.com/chapter/THE-BALLAD-of-ELIZABETH-HOOD---OUTLAW-HEROINE.1833705
This is the tale of 23-year-old Lady Elizabeth Primrose of Loxley - direct descendent of history's greatest outlaw hero who is about to become history's greatest outlaw heroine when she is the only member of the House of Loxley (one of Britain's oldest Aristocratic dynasties) to just barley escape being a victim of Lord-Protector Keir Starmer's Great Purge. A purge that also claimed the lives of Rupert Lowe, Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson; their heads placed on pikes for all to see.
This cowardly attempt by both Buckingham Palace and Westminster to prevent a new Robin Hood from rising - combined with seeing her country devolve into a Monarcho-Socialist version of 'V for Vendetta', a two-tier police state & surveillance where the native people are - not just oppressed & over-taxed - but also vilified, gaslit and slowly becoming strangers in their own homeland -
(aka - Modern Britain but comic book-ified)
was their second big backfire (the first being the 'Pathways' fiasco a few months earlier) is what finally convinces Elizabeth to put on the bycocket and become the new ROBIN HOOD!
Powers & Abilities: Peak human, Natural Born Leader, Master Archer, Expert Marksman, Special Supply of Arrows that can penetrate through almost anything and move at supersonic speed.

"For our sons and daughters"


But no Robin Hood - not even a based, bad bitch [non-feminist] girl boss Robin Hood like her - can take on the British government alone. Especially when the government has on it's side...
- Starmtroopers
- MI6+Friends
- Supervillains
- Manchurian Candidated Superheroes
- Big Brother
- Etc.
But it's most terrifying weapon - the one who will be Elizabeth's Sheriff of Nottingham - is...
Sir Chadwick Knight aka CAPTAIN BRITANNIA
While he is another one of those "what if Superhuman was evil?" cliques, it's slightly different here cause he's not being evil out of his own volition. Instead he was turned evil by King Charles III who used a combination of Sihr [Arabian black magick] and Palpatine-like **** lightning to corrupt both his mind & soul since all other attempts by the State to break him failed in spectacular fashion!
And even then....
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHH! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, MATE?! NO WONDER DIANA LEFT YOU!"
*Proceeds to ragebait like a gigachad and prove why he's called "The Tungsten Chap" for the next 6 1/2 hours!*

Henry Nowak (dying while being arrested): "Please Captain, help me! I...I've been stabbed."
Captain Britannia: Uses his x-ray vision to see that the 18-year-old's vitals are quickly dropping and not immediately using his heat vision to cauterize the wound a/or fly him to the hospital at supersonic speed.
Captain Britannia: "I don't think you have, mate."
It's time....TO GET MERRY!
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