Swim in his underwear

“What?” Arnold asked.

“You can swim in your underwear,” Coach Monica said. “After all you men are always saying underwear is just like swimwear. So you can swim in your undies.”

Arnold’s eyes widened. “I… I can’t do that…”

“Why not?” Coach Monica asked.

Arnold’s face turned bright red. “B-because I don’t… have underwear… on…”

“You don’t have underwear on?” Coach Monica said.

“N-no…” Arnold said. “Mr. Wade confiscated them…”

Coach Monica smiled and then giggled. “Oh my…”

“So please is there another solution?” Arnold asked.