Surprise me.

It was about four days after I placed my order. I woke up late at night to use the bathroom. As I did, I heard something fall in the kitchen. Grabbing a bat, I went to see what it was. Flicking on the light, I was shocked to see my Starfire robot floating in the center of the room, greedily feasting from a can of tuna. When the lights came on, she jumped, dropping the can and wiping bits of fish from her face.

"I...I can explain, sir. I was most hungry and your window was open so I..." she started to ramble, introducing herself and telling me random fact about her life. I put the bat down, holding up my hand. "Whoa, whoa...take it easy. You just startled me, that's all. I'm not mad." She picked up the can of tuna and looked at me with hopeful eyes.

"So...I may continue to consume the processed fish product?" Starfire asked, a soft noise behind her voice which I assumed was her purring at the thought of continuing her meal. I waved my hand. "Go right ahead, I've got more." Thanking me, she continued to eat from the can.

"What are you doing so far away from Titans Tower?" I asked, knowing damn well it didn't exist. She finished the small can, her tongue cleaning the inside of it before answering me. "The Titans are disbanded, sadly. I had hoped to start a career in the modeling..." She sighed and gave one of her ears a tug. "Until I sprouted these accursed feline features." Shaking her head, she tossed the can into the trash. "No one would hire a freak such as I, so I have been the homeless ever since." Well, that explained her clothes. They were stained and torn. I wondered if she was really wondering around aimlessly for a time before coming her or if she was sent out in messy clothing. I tsked.

"Well, I can't have that. You can stay here," I told her. Starfire's eyes widened and she turned to me with her jaw hanging open. I noticed that her pupils were also cat-like now. "Truly? Y...you would take pity on a being such as I?" she asked, sounding both amazed and grateful. " "You're too hard on yourself. You look as beautiful as you always have. The cat parts just give you a more exotic look," I assured her. She blushed and turned away.

"You are just saying that," Starfire protested. "No way, Starfire. I mean it. My name's John, by the way." She flew over and hugged my head to her breasts. I could hear her purring loudly.

"You are so sweet, John...and most attractive as well," she murmurred as she hugged me. "Uh...thanks, I guess..." I responded, my voice muffled. Releasing me, Starfire landed. "As it is customary on my planet, I am to grant you any sexual favor you desire in return for my stay." Interesting planet. She giggled. "I jest. There is no such custom...though my offer is not retracted."