Supergirl was trying on a new more modern uniform.

As you look at Supergirl she winks at you and you notice her uniform looks more modern. It is darker blue and instead of the shiny spandex look, it seems to be made of a more textured material and looks a thicker material, her skirt is a darker shade of red and seems to be a more leathery fabric. Most notably she is wearing tights instead of having bare legs. You think that she is even more beautiful than ever. You don’t remember ever seeing that uniform before. You also remember noticing when her skirt flipped up on landing that you could see that she was wearing a leotard and was wearing her tights underneath.

Supergirl looks directly at the crazy protester lady, who seems to have momentarily frozen in awe of the sight before her. In a loud and clear voice Supergirl says “I don’t know what you think you are doing but it stops now. Put the gun down and give yourself up.”

As Supergirl stand there in that famous heroic pose, with the wind blowing her cape and slightly lifting her skirt to reveal the bottom of the leotard, she looks a vision of beauty and you look on awestruck.

The lady comes back to life at the command from Supergirl, a maniac smile comes across her face and she starts moving the gun to point directly at Supergirl, she also seems to be turning a dial on the gun. Supergirl smiles back at the attacker and says “Guns won’t help you, you are wasting your time.”

The attacker replies “On the contrary, this will help me more than I could possibly have imagined.” And then starts a creepy, crazy laugh.

You try to shout a warning to Supergirl as the attacker pulls the trigger, but it is too late, the red beam leaves the gun and Supergirl is enveloped by it. It seems much brighter than the earlier beams.

Supergirl frowns wondering what the lady means and what she is trying to do. She then feels her leotard starting to ever so slightly vibrate, these vibrations started to become ripples in the fabric. Like a rock thrown into a pond, the ripples pulsated out from where the beam had struck her, the ‘S’ symbol in the centre of her chest.

Then suddenly her leotard turns to liquid and splashes onto the street. Supergirl is left standing in the middle of the street with her hands still on her hips wearing only her red skirt and red boots. Her breasts look amazing. The gravity defying perky 34c’s thrust out to the world, pink and rock hard, like the bullets they could stop.

A collective gasp could be heard around the area, followed by men and women alike saying almost in unison “Holy Shit! They are amazing!” Supergirl looks down and sees that her boobs are now bared to the world, shrieks and moves her hands quickly from her hips to cover them.

She is mortified. Normally she’d be wearing a bra to ensure that her nipples didn’t poke through her uniform in a way that would be very unbecoming for a superheroine. This new uniform was thicker and so she didn’t feel a bra was needed. Her face now starts to turn red to match the colour of her skirt. Her skirt then turns to liquid and splashes onto the ground.

She is now only wearing her tights and thigh length red boots. The tights are transparent so her trimmed landing strip style bush is now clearly visible to everyone in front of her and her amazing peachy bum is exposed to everyone behind. She shrieks again and moves her hands down to cover her pussy. As she does this she realises she has just exposed her boobs again, so she lifts one hand up to cover them while protecting her modesty below.

Then she remembers that there are people behind her and she can’t cover everything. There is only one option remaining, she quickly lifts her hands above her head giving everyone a final look at her super body and takes off at superspeed. To people watching it seems like she just disappeared she took off so fast, and the sonic boom from the take off smashed windows of nearby skyscrapers.

While all of this was going on you use the massive distraction and close in on the protester and as Supergirl launches into the air you grab the weapon from the protester and push her to the ground, police officers who had arrived to assist but held back when the weapon was being waved around for fear of ending up like their colleagues then rush up and arrest the her.

Looking around you see almost everyone looking at their phones, some reviewing the footage they shot and others frantically tapping away on the screen hoping to the first to post the incident on to social media.

You decide you date for this evening is off, Supergirl is likely to be mad at you and isn’t going to want to go out in public.

You head back to the Watchtower dreading how Supergirl will react to you and what the media and public reaction will be. The one thing you do know is that wasn't the distraction you were planning on.