Summer meets Busty

Billie rode her motorcycle up to the parking lot of a Hawaiian themed coffee shop. She stepped off and examined her surroundings. She saw a red car that resembled the one Jared Johnson Jonesson arrived in. Upon inspection, Billie noticed that the driver's seat was leaned all the way back so that whoever was in the driver seat wasn't visible, but there was a young blonde lady wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt skillfully blowing the man in the driver's seat.

"Hmmm, intel says that Jared came here alone, that's probably just a similar looking vehicle," Billie noted to herself. She would have to go into the coffee shop to get information.

She entered the store and approached the woman with dark hair working the counter.

"Hi, my name is B-Brenda, Brenda Washington," Billie made up a name on the spot, hoping it wouldn't be too weird.

"Hi Brenda Washington..." Summer replied, finding it strange that she shared her full name, "Welcome to Titi Milk Coffee Bar, how can I help you?"

"I'll have a...." her voiced trailed off as she looked at the menu, "A palula mello?"

"Hmm, you mean the Palaunu Meli? That's our honey latte," Sarah helped the woman, just as she had to help every single new and recurring customer with the menu.

"Y-yes, I'll have one of those please," Billie nodded. She paid for the coffee, then leaned in to ask Sarah the important question.

"Have you by any chance seen a man that looks like... this?" she held up a picture of Jared to Sarah, "He's my... husband... I think he may have gotten lost..."

Billie cursed internally for not coming up with a better excuse. She would have to hope that this scantily clad barista wouldn't get too suspicious of her.

Of course Sarah would remember the guy she crushed on earlier that day, but he was already married?? Sarah sighed, realizing she had got upset at Sophie even more for nothing.

"Something wrong?" the woman calling herself Brenda asked.

"Ah nothing... yeah I've seen your husband. He came here for an Aomoe Wai Kai..." Sarah answered.

"An ao-what what?" Brenda asked.

"It's the name of our black coffee drink," Sarah explained.

"Okay..." said Brenda, "any clue as to where my husband went?"

Just then, the door opened. Sophie and Jared walked into the coffee shop together.

"Sophie!" Sarah's eyes lit up as her friend returned... but she came back with... Jared?

"Sorry for running away earlier, Jared drove me back!" Sophie chirped.

Their reunion was cut short however, as a device in Brenda's pocket began ringing.

"Oh uh, is that your cellphone?" Sarah asked as Brenda turned around and noticed Jared.

"Jared Johnson Jonessson! You're under arrest!" Billie yelled.

Thinking fast, Billie grabbed the handcuffs from her jacket and leapt at Jared, hoping to catch the initiative. Phantom could not believe it, the government had tracked him down already? He dodged Billie and moved to punch her, which Billie blocked with a kick. The two began fighting in the store as Sophie and Sarah cried for them to stop.

At this point Billie figured that this was probably a case of possession, Jared himself was probably not a Cryptid. This unfortunately meant she couldn't use her gun.

"What's your real name?" Billie asked.

"Heh, you can call me Phantom," Jared smirked, "I'm the Kangaroo Man."

"That's gotta be racist," Sarah said, not believing she was hearing. But then again she was working at a Hawaiian-themed coffee bar owned by a Mexican, so does anything fucking matter??

The two resumed their fight as Sophie and Sarah panicked.

"Sarah! Get Ralph and call the police!" Sophie shouted over the two fighting.

"Got it!" Sarah rushed to the back and opened Ralph's door, only to catch him in the middle of jacking off in the office looking at pictures on his computer.

"Ralph- Oh my goodness!" Sarah turned to look at his computer, "Is that... pictures of US!??!"

On his computer was a gallery of hidden camera shots of Sarah and Sophie from every angle imaginable, and in the changing rooms too!

"You bastard!" She cried, but she realized there was a bigger danger, "Call the cops! There's a fight outside!"

"Gahh! Wha? HUIH?" Ralph was shocked and confused.

"Go and deal with your fucking store!" Sarah cried, grabbing Ralph by the dick and pulling him outside.

"Wait wait wait hold on! I'm sorry!" Ralph cried, thinking his life was over when noticed the brawl happening at his store front.

Billie flew into a wall and onto the ground, smashing decorations along with her. She was out cold.

"HEY! Get the FUCK outta my store!" Ralph hollered.

"Hey! Nobody move! Or else she gets it!" Jared picked Billie up and used her as a hostage.

"Eep! Oh no!" Sophie cried.

"I don't fucking know you two I don't care," Ralph said, "Sarah call the cops."

Sarah nodded and went over to the store phone. Jared looked Ralph up and down, and grinned.

"Not as strong as I'd like, but I've got an idea," Phantom said, leaving Jared's body.

Jared's body went limp and collapsed onto the ground.

"I-is it over?" Sophie asked.

"I don't kn-" Ralph was cut off mid sentence, suddenly his eyes went wide, and he began shaking and convulsing.

"Ohmygoodness RALPH!" Sophie cried.

Just as soon as it started, it ended, and Ralph turned to Sarah and yelled, "Don't call the cops!"

Sarah turned around, "Wait, why?"

"Because... if you don't, I'll kill your boss," Ralph pulled Billie's gun out of her holster and pointed it at his head.

Sarah dropped the phone and put her hands up even though no gun was pointed at her, Sophie also put her hands up.

"Whoa... Ralph... if this is about before..." Sarah started.

"No no no, I'm a real ghost, possessing you friendly boss over here," Phantom Ralph spoke, "Here, let me show you."

He raised his hand at the center of the store, and the illusion of a kangaroo appeared.

"Holy shit, you can summon animals??" Sarah exclaimed.

"Well... no it's an illusion," Phantom Ralph explained.

"You can create illusions of whatever you want!?" Sophie exclaimed.

"Well... no again... I can only make illusions of... kangaroos..." Phantom Ralph said, scratching his head with the side of the gun.

"Oh... so you have a lame ass ability," Sarah concluded.

"What the f- how DARE YOU!" Phantom Ralph pointed the gun at Sarah, "I STILL HAVE THE FUCKING GUN!"

"Shit you're right I'm sorry your powers are super cool and awesome, pleasdontshootme pleasdontshootme," Sarah whimpered.

"Oh, I'm gonna shoot you alright," Phantom Ralph smirked, "But I promise you won't get hurt."