Strip Quiz

For once the three witches' arrived bright and early for class. They were sure their spell on Professor Brown had worked and couldn't wait to see how it played out over the next hour. The pretty, young Math tutor walked into class looking like she meant business. She had her hair tied back, glasses on and wore a dark blazer and pants with a white shirt. The girls knew when the Professor attempted to power dress she meant business and wanted to exude authority. That would only make what was about to happen even funnier.

"Well, I'm glad to see attendance is up at least" Lianne looked pointedly at the three witches as she made her dig "But I can't say the same for your grades. I'm very concerned at how many of you are on your way to underachieving or even failing. So today we are going to try a technique I haven't used before. Has anyone heard of a strip quiz?"

The class looked at each other with bemusement and there were a few giggles. This surprised Lianne who had it in her head that this was a perfectly common teaching method.

"Well, then I'll explain it very briefly. Put simply, for every question you get right I will take off an item of clothing as a reward.."

Professor Brown was annoyed to hear loud whoops and catcalls from half of the class while others openly laughed, assuming this must be some sort of joke. Her face turned a little flush as she brought the class back under control.

"Will you please settle down and behave! If you all weren't so easily distracted I wouldn't need to take my clothes off for you!" She told them aggressively. She then stopped to answer a question from someone brave enough to raise his hand.

"What happens when you are naked Professor? How will you reward us then?" Brad asked as his buddy high-fived him.

"Well Bradley, if you manage to answer a question correctly you might find out!" Lianne snapped back "Right, no further questions. I'm ready to start. Now, what is the square root of 16?"

"4, Professor" As per usual, the first hand up was from Jenny. But she looked openly bemused and concerned as she gave her answer, not only by how easy the question was but by her tutor's bizarre behaviour.

"Correct!" Professor Brown answered as she untied her hair and let it down, before addressing the obnoxious whooping, particularly from her male students, that she couldn't seem to get to stop today "Quiet! This is a Math class, not a strip bar!"

Professor Brown glared at a few unruly young men who seemed strangely excited and out of control before moving on to the next question.