Stray Cat

Selina might've lived in a penthouse, but she knew these streets and alleyways like the back of her perfectly manicured hand. After all-- She'd lived on them for some time!

As a kid, and well into her teenage years, she'd been an orphan on the streets of the most infamous city in America. Swiping everything she could get her grubby little hands on, getting punished for it-- And ultimately, learning not to get caught. She'd steal food, clothes, bits of money.

Unfortunately, a house isn't quite as easy to pickpocket, so she'd always end up back on the streets, draped in stolen clothes that were too big for her.

And here she was. Back on the streets. Back to nothing... By choice this time. It felt... Liberating, in a way that only Selina would likely understand! Assuming she hadn't gone insane. That still felt like a distinct possibility.

She moved quickly, but confidently. Slow enough that people could see her bare naked body, but quick enough that she'd instantly be lost in the crowd and winding alleyways, leaving her witnesses stunned.

She swiped things as she walked! You'd think it'd be hard for a nude woman to be discreet, but people were so focused on her swaying breasts, they hardly noticed their pockets being picked. Within ten minutes, she had fifty dollars and a hot dog from a street vendor. It was almost too easy!

The downside being... She had nowhere to actually put anything she stole. Which raised another matter.

"My suit..." Selina sighed. She'd told herself that the first thing she'd do after ditching her worldly possessions was to grab her suit, proudly on display in the Gotham museum. With that, she could start stealing back her fortune! Start getting back to normal.

But as she reached a hand down, feeling her slick lower lips right there on the street...

She didn't want to dress up! Not yet. Catwoman would have her chance to plunder this city for everything it had. Selina wanted to be a stray! Just for a bit. A naughty little alleycat, just scraping by and avoiding trouble--

"Hey! Over there! The naked chick!" A voice hollered! Someone finally noticed their lightened pockets. She heard the pounding of footsteps...

"Time to go!" Selina laughed, taking off into an alleyway, as quick as her bare feet could take her...