Straight

Jerry thought long and hard before answering. “I’m straight.”

The woman entered Jeri’s information. “Interested in men”

“Okay, a few more questions and we’ll process your membership! What areas would you like us to focus on?”

Jerry thought long before he answered. “Well, I’d like my chest bigger for one. And I’m not too happy about the overall shape I’m in. Oh, and I definitely don’t want to lift weights!”

“Let me make some notes here,” said the sales agent.

She clicked away on the keyboard, “Larger breasts and butt, suggest hormonal supplements in addition to hormonal smoothies. No weight training, suggest aerobics, spin and possibly dance. Additionally, augmented subliminal messages on clients mp3s to boost self esteem, confidence, attention to fashion, looks, and especially men (client seems extremely bashful). Also recommend pheromone enhancements.”

Once she was finished entering all the information she look at Jerry and said, “Ready to sign and begin your training?”