Straight (no real preferences)

First off, you are not a “team player”. No offense to any of the males you know who swing that way, but you’re into the fairer sex.

As for your “ideal sexual partner”, you’re really not all that picky. You’re just as interested in women with small breasts as you are regarding women with large breasts. You can appreciate a shapely backside as well. There’s not really many female body types that turn you off. Unless she’s an ugly, straight up bitch, you’re generally attracted to just about any women that can be considered sexually desirable.

You’re also pretty open to just about any sexual act as long as it's legal and the act is consensual. You’re open minded to some of the kinkier acts known to man, but you also don’t have a problem with just straight up tender sex.

With that, you finish up the rest of the form as needed before writing your signature on the bottom: Isaac Rhodes. Now the rights and ownership to the house and the land around it is officially yours.