"Self-Employed"

Thanks to generous relatives, friends with great ideas, and a talent for discerning profitable ventures, you’re more or less living on the revenue generated from several different investments. Individually, they make a pretty good amount of money but not nearly enough to pay all the bills for your house. Thankfully you have made nearly two dozen investments in what are now very successful brands or businesses, and the revenue generated by all of them keeps you afloat with plenty to spare, although the house is currently taking up most of your potential savings. It’s unlikely that you’ll be in any financial trouble for the next decade or two, given the rate of growth of the brands and businesses you have shares in, but you’d still like to be saving up as much money as you can and possibly investing it in other promising ventures.

Regardless, you are technically “self-employed”, and write it down in the space provided. Now comes the last question, which is asking for your sexual orientation as well as your preference in sexual acts & partners. Again, you’re not sure WHY they need this info, but you’d rather fill this out and get everything settled rather than skip the question and possibly delay the transfer for an unknown amount of time.