Start with the bar.

You put in some clothes and tell Lois your heading out by yourself. And five minutes later, your in the hallway ready to see what you’ve done. You walk down to the Chinese bar to see topless women, all absolute bombshells walking around and serving guests. “Holy shit it’s a topless bar!” You grin and walk outside, with no attention brought upon you. You finally get to take in the rest of your surroundings, as you didn’t get the chance the first time here. You see your in a small city, with five story buildings all around, the only differences is that there are now a lot less men walking around and now you can see many topless ladies walking around. “Excuse me sir?” An old Chinese woman speaks to you from behind in perfect English. You turn around to see the topless senile woman, with her boobs dropping all the way to her stomach. “GOOD GOD!” You think as you try your best not to throw up right then and there. “Would you do me a solid and help me cross the road?” She asks sweetly despite her lack of clothes. You nod and she locks her arm around yours, you cringe and you both begin to cross the street. Just before you finish crossing, you hear the blaring of a car horn. You turn to see a beat up Ford knockoff brand that hits you just as you push the old lady out of the way.