Sorcerer: Use metamagic to target them both

SORCERER, turning to the DM: Can I use a bunch of sorcery points to use metamagic to make this a Twinned Spell, to target both of them at the same time?

DM: I think technically Twinned Spell would target another creature rather than object, but yeah I’ll allow it.

ROGUE, surprised: Ugh, why am I catching strays?!

BARD: Because it’s funny.

SORCERER: And because I haven’t forgotten that time you pickpocketed my spellfocus right before the nymph battle. I couldn’t cast shit!

ROGUE, reminiscing: Oh, yeah…

BARD: In her defense, your wit and charm carried you through. …That and your throbbing manho-

DM, talking over her: Okayyy, so what are going to be using the Fabricate spell for?