Sophie, Just a Nice and Normal Girl

Sophie was feeling pretty content that evening, snuggled under a blanket with a mug of her favourite Earl Grey tea while she enjoyed a binge marathon of The Great British Bake Off.

Sure, her life might not have seemed particularly exciting from the outside looking in. She had an average office job which she neither enjoyed nor minded, lived at a leisurely pace, had no real love life to speak of at present and tended to keep her head down and herself to herself for the most part. But she was happy enough like that. The last thing she needed was any unnecessary drama in her life.

So, unaccustomed to major shocks to her system, Sophie almost jumped out of her skin when there was a sudden glittery explosion next to her TV, and she was confronted by the unexpected sight of a pretty blonde lady, in what looked like a fancy dress costume, holding a wand.

"What!? Who are you? How did you get into my apartment?" the bewildered young woman exclaimed.

"Hello Sophie, my name is Priscilla Appleblossom, and I'm your Fairy Godmother!"

"What? But...."

"Yes I know..." Priscilla adopted a mock startled sounding tone "But fairies only exist in children's stories! And magic isn't real! And hey, how did you know my name? If you don't leave my property this instant I'm calling the police, yadda yadda yadda" she then shifted back to her usual sweet and almost melodic speaking voice "I can't tell you how many times I've heard that spiel by now. So can we just skip it and cut to the chase?"

"Chase? What chase?" Sophie asked nervously.

"Like any good fairly godmother I'm here to make your dreams come true. So let's start with one of those right now. Perhaps you remember making this wish?"

The clock rolled back the best part of a decade as an image was projected onto Sophie's TV screen of an eighteen year old version of herself staring miserably at her laptop, dejected at the lack of likes and comments her Instagram account was receiving, before frowning and closing her PC.

"Oh, you were so adorable! That breaks my heart!" Priscilla pouted.

"So what? I got over it. I'm not even on social media anymore. It's toxic!"

"But all that is about to change!" Priscilla predicted cheerily "Do you know what you were about to wish for in that trip down memory lane?"

"No, and frankly whatever it was it's irrelevant now"

"Your wish was, and I quote.." Priscilla cleared her throat dramatically "It's only the hot girls who get any attention online. I wish I had more of an internet presence, and I wish more guys liked my content"

"I take that back. I really don't care anymore"

"You can't take wishes back, silly!" Priscilla informed her new friend "You know, you are actually quite a pretty little thing. But, if you don't mind me saying, you were putting up all the wrong pictures. Your graduation? Family gatherings? Pfffft - boring! But don't worry, Auntie Pri has you covered. I'm going to turn you into an online sensation!"

"But wait, that's the last thing I want to..."

It was too late, as Priscilla waved her wand and, after another sparkly explosion, there was something new on Sophie's widescreen TV.

"What the fuck is that?" Priscilla's client asked in horror.

"Your brand new OnlyFans account!" Priscilla beamed proudly "I took the liberty of selecting and posting the real life, authentic visual content of you from the past couple of years that is most likely to gain clicks, with a particular focus on targeting your favoured demographic of 'guys'. Allow me to curate!"

As Priscilla waved her hands theatrically, the screen scrolled down to reveal various images and video clips of Sophie. Of her lathering up in the shower, lifting a leg in the bath as she shaved herself, standing in front of the mirror and checking her nude body out, laying bare on top of her bedsheets with a box of tissues and a vibrator...

"What?!!" Sophie yelped in horror "Where did you get that footage? Is it deepfaked?"

"No, it's all completely natural. I'm magic remember, I have no need for AI" the fairy boasted.

"But those were....." Sophie's face flushed as she struggled to find the right words "private moments!"

"Exactly! That's the kind of content you need to maximise viewer engagement. You're cute, but you aren't stopping any traffic. You need an edge on those kind of girls, and I'm confident this is it!"

"But everyone I know could see this!"

"I know, isn't it wonderful!" Priscilla gushed "It fills my heart with joy when I can give one of my clients exactly what they asked for!"

"But please! I never asked for this!"

"I have to go now, but don't worry I'll be back. We have so many more wishes to go through!" the fairy promised.

"Wait! No!"

As Priscilla disappeared from view, her work done here for now at least, Sophie could do nothing but gasp helplessly at the lewd images of herself filling her TV screen, as she watched her follower count rapidly rising in real time.