Soothing the Situation

Before you can even take a breath following your statement the rather busy blond haired woman envelops you in a hug, your face being driven into her massive mammaries as she cheers with joy, “Wonderful! We get help and it’s by one hell of a cutie!”

Before you can really appreciate the work and supple softness of Rangiku’s bust line you feel your body being jerked back, your shoulders gripped by a pair of rather powerful yet distinctly feminine hands, “Oi! Stop trying to suffocate him you big titted cow!”

Glancing over your shoulder you see that the rose haired and green furred woman has taken hold of you, a decidedly possessive and irritated glare in her eyes as her teeth clench and bare a pair of wicked fangs. For her part Rangiku is being held back by the snake girl from before, a similar look on the serpent girls features as Rangiku turns crimson with rage, “Wh-What did you call me!?”

With a sneering smirk the furred girl chuckles, “What? Hard of hearing too you heavy chested cattle of a woman!?”

Before Rangiku can get any more angry or the snake and the furred woman throw and more insults the tattooed Renji steps in, her hands held up as she growls, “Hey! Calm down alright! We’ve got a place to stay, a good looking guy to take care of us, and from what I can tell that’s about the best damn thing that could have happened to us given what we just did! Seriously, if I have to be the voice of fucking reason then we’re really messed up!”

Despite Renji’s words and unintentional confession the others blush lightly, their head turning down as they all stand down from their previously on guard and agitated postures. With a sigh Renji turns to you with a lopsided smile, her hand reaching up and gently scratching at the firey crimson hair as she speaks, “Sorry about that John-san, it’s a little weird for all of us you see...”

Rangiku nods, her hand reaching back and rubbing her neck, “Yeah…no more Taicho, no more Soul Society…no more of my favorite Sake…”

Rangiku’s comment seems to affect them all, Renji and the others turning a bit depressed at their seeming loss of home. With a soft and caring smile you speak, your voice catching their attention as you speak, “Hey, no need to get all down on it is there? Sure it’s sudden and difficult at first but life and the universe is always changing right? Just count this as another change and go with it!”

This significantly brightens the mood and after mentioning to Rangiku that yes, good quality Sake exists in the United States of America, the three of you are off to your humble abode…