Sonya

We're on our way back to school in Sonya's car and I have to ask her. "Sonya um--why did you want to have sex with me? I- I know I'm considered a geek." She cuts me off.

"Correction Myron you are a geek. I mean look at you. You're wearing a short sleeved collared shirt buttoned all the way up, a bow tie, tan slacks and penny loafers not to mention nerd glasses. You're a cliche of geekdom." Before I can say anything she continues.

"You're a skinny ginger with hardly any body hair which I actually like. You've got a nice package AND to top it off you like getting your balls busted. Why wouldn't I want to have sex with you Myron. You're everything I like. I've wanted to **** your nuts, suck your cock and have you fuck me since seventh grade. Honestly Myron I have fantasies about you."

I really have no idea what to say. I never would have thought a girl would have fantasies about me. Luckily she she continues talking as drives.

"Let me ask you something Myron. Did you ever think about me? I mean fantasize about me?" I can't believe she just asked me that.

"You're joking right? Of course I've had fantasies about you. How do I put this? Sonya I think you're the hottest girl in school. I've even thought about getting castrated by you. Sonya when you held your knife to my balls I didn't get exited because some random girl was threatening to stab me. I got as turned on as I did because YOU threatened to stab me."

I go on. "Can I tell you one of the fantasies I've had about you?"

"Okay sure I'd love to hear it."

"Alright here goes. First do you know what prairie oysters are?"

She gets a broad grin on her face." Yes Myron in fact I've eaten prairie oysters before--- they're delicious."

"Well in my fantasy you're a cowgirl riding on your horse trying to capture me with your lasso."

She giggles." With my lasso. Okay. Are you naked?"

"Yep I'm naked. You finally catch me and bring me back to your barn where you tie me down and neuter me. You prepare my balls then you season them and place them on the grill where you brush barbecue sauce on them. "

"Oh my God I eat your balls?!" She laughs." Do I have a side dish too?"

"Um-- no-- well sometimes yes. Mostly you eat them with grilled vegetables--- on a kabob." I laugh then add." I never went so far as to think up a side dish. I'll leave that up to you."

She takes a deep breath then laughs." That ironically Myron is the way I like prairie oysters, grilled outside with vegetables on a kabob. Sometimes with a side of coleslaw or potato wedges. I'll definitely be thinking of you next time I eat some."

We pull into the school parking lot." Here we are Myron. I had a good time. I'd love to do this again, maybe kick you a few times. Put a nice bruise on that pink scrotum of yours before I suck your cock. Nothing makes cum taste better than a pair of sore nuts."

"I'd like that Sonya." We kiss, a passionate kiss before we part ways for the day and both head on home.