Something to wear?

"Get ready? You mean... clothes?" Lauren asked hopefully.

"Lauren, you're the one who signed a contract saying you wouldn't wear clothes to school!" Her mother pointed out. "You should know better then anyone that you'll be going nude."

Lauren hung her head. It was true, she'd signed the contract. But, she couldn't be held to that, could she?

"I can't believe she has to go to college naked!" Laughed one of the women.

"I can't believe she's in college!" Laughed another. She addressed Lauren's mother. "Are you sure she's not going to middle school?"

"Honestly, she's so immature, maybe she should." Lauren's mother shook her head. "Now Lauren, your sister has generously agreed to take you to school and supervise you for the first half of the day."

"What?" Lauren looked to her grinning sister. "Oh no, not her!"