Something informative.

She had a lot of questions, so she hoped to find a documentary somewhere. Big surprise, History and Discovery channels were as useless as ever. It wasn't until she got to National Zoegraphic that she found what she was looking for. Very conveniently so in fact, like her life was being narrated by a horny idiot who wanted to get the exposition out of the way as soon as possible.

"Doctor Zoe Simon came to a controversial conclusion, that the human remains at the Turkish site were not Zoes," the narration explained over an older Zoe overseeing an archaeology dig in the Middle East.

"Her study recognizes differences in the skeletal structure, particularly in the skull, which suggest that these people were anatomically distinct from each other, and from modern Zoes." The screen cut to an interview with the archeologist Zoe Simon, who was an absolute MILF if Zoe did say so herself.

"Damn, I'm gonna look good in twenty years," Zoe said.

"We found in our study that until a point between seventy-five and thirty-thousand years ago, the human race was made up of many individuals besides modern Zoes, after which there's a very distinct cutoff point. In most parts of the world, human remains disappear until around ten-thousand years ago when Zoes spread all over the world. We think that a natural disaster such as the eruption of Mount Tambora wiped all all humans except for the ancestral Zoe, though it might not have been that abrupt."

During the interview, Zoe noticed a pair of research assistants in the background started making out and groping each other's tits right on camera before the camera cut away and the narration took over again.

"What's unknown is when exactly humans evolved the ability to reproduce asexually, whether it happened long before, or if it first occurred in the ancestral Zoe," the narration explained while the screen showed various animals, "It's a significant trait that separates Zoes from all other mammals on the planet. Prehistoric DNA is famously difficult to read, so it is hard to determine which, if any pre-Zoe humans were ancestro-decendent clones of each other."

"Another mystery is when exactly human males went extinct," the narration continued as the image of the artists rendition of a man appeared onscreen. Zoe couldn't help but laugh because basically the only thing they got right was the penis, and the person on screen looked more like a futanari or a trans woman. She could understand that it was an honest mistake, but she still found it funny.

At first, then she had horrible, terrible realization.

No more dick for her.

"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck..." she groan-sighed and tossed her head back in frustration.