Something else, something else...

Tonight you are not spared. You draw a blank, and wind up accomplishing a miscellaneous mixture of watching TV while browsing apps on your phone. Despite your floundering attempt at coping with the gnawing vacuum that is single life & living, you couldn't reach escape velocity to achieve anything to distract and suspend cognitive dissonance.

You feel too bored to go to sleep early. Too bored to masturbate. Too bored to take a shower, a bath or anything. And rather than going away, it only seems to somehow get worse. {if Total Wine>3}You should've gotten a drink. It's actually wildly tempting, for some reason. But it's already kind-of almost late? And you would be going to bed soon enough afterwords? And staying up EVEN later feels EVEN MORE unbearable, tonight.{endif}

...Bleh. The only mercy you eventually receive, is that sleep comes fast when you go to bed, but seemingly only because you've almost completed the transmogrification to a tree sloth, and your brain was already three-quarters offline as it was.