Solving the problem

“Let me help you with your situation. But I will only ask and explain things, it is you who have to come up with a solution OK? I need you to think carefully and answer me.”

“OK sir. Please help me.”

“So, what is your main problem?”

“Main problem?”

“Salary??”

“Oh yeah, my main problem is I need more money for my living.”

“But??”

“But, as I am married, I will not be a virgin. So I can’t earn the extra 5 dollars.”

“What is the definition of a virgin?”

“I don’t know the exact definition. But as far as I know, a female with intact hymen is called a virgin.”

“Intact hymen?”

“Yes sir.”

“Where do you learn that?”

“umm no one taught me. But I always saw my aunts searching for red blood stain on bedsheet after someone’s wedding night. I heard them teasing and congratulating that bride in the morning that she is no longer virgin. I got curious and asked one of my aunt and she told me a term ‘Shotichched’. But didn’t explain me much. I searched in the Bengali dictionary and found that, it means a female with intact hymen. I also saw some terms like ‘Shotitya’, which means devotion of a ‘Shoti’ wife towards her husband. ‘Shoti’ means purity of a wife. So I derived that the English word virgin means a female with intact hymen.”

“Wow, you really are a bright girl to remember all of those word meaning.”

“Thank you sir.”

“But let me again correct some of your misunderstanding. You have a smartphone right?”

“No sir. Those are really costly and I’m trying to save some money.”

“OK. We have to rectify that. Then take my laptop and search for the term virgin in google.”

“Ok sir. Aaaa... V I R G I N enter. Umm ‘a person who has not had sexual intercourse’ and ‘an unmarried woman devoted to religion’ or ‘an absolutely chaste young woman’ or ‘an unmarried girl or woman’. SIR, I’m no longer a virgin!!???”