So very sweet

John made sure to tap the exaggerate button before shooting everything, to ensure that they were insanely, overly nice. Kris/Taylor was strumming her guitar, singing an original song about friendship and charity while Kim/Tabitha stared at the woman who had once been her mother adoringly. Tammy/Khloe, Tina/Kourtney, and Trisha/Kylie, all toddler triplets, stared up at their mother in wonder, wearing matching diapers. "Gee, mommy," said Tammy once the song was over. "Now I know how to be nice to everyone!" Taylor smiled down at her and told her, "That's right, Tina! I'm happy I'm teaching you all such good morals..."

Meanwhile, John decided that it would be funny to change their memories so that the family would now have extremely fucked up and depraved ideals, while still thinking they were being good, moral citizens. He made some changes and then shot everyone.