Small of enough to make mom laugh

I had been looking forward to Thanksgiving break all semester. After months of grueling classes and cramming for exams, I was ready to relax and enjoy some quality time with my family. But what I didn't realize was that my little vacation would turn into a comedy of errors, with me as the star of the show.

It all started on Thanksgiving afternoon. I had been hiding out in my bedroom gaming most of the day, but after talking mad shit with this girl online, I needed some relief. So, I turned to my trusty Xbox to find some high-quality porn to jerk off to. I found a video of a blonde bimbo with a ghetto booty and big titties sucking a giant black cock. I put on my headphones and started to get down to business.

But little did I know that my mom had walked in and was watching me from the door. I had no idea how long she had been standing there, but I'm guessing it was long enough to get an eyeful. She finally snapped out of her trance and pulled my headphones off my head.

"Put that little thing away and join the family for dinner," she said, trying to hold back a chuckle.

I stood up, embarrassed, with my underwear on the floor and a cum shot on my mom's leg. I tried to apologize, but it was too late. She ran off, upset.

At the dinner table, my older sister Alyse couldn't resist mocking me. "I heard about your little incident," she said, glancing giggly at my groin while mockingly stroking her pinky. "Mom is mortified, but I don't know if it's your little dick, the sad small penis humiliation cumming on her leg, or the fact that she's a little bit racist and you're watching interracial porn. Or maybe she thinks you were into the black dick on screen!"

The whole family wouldn't leave me alone for the rest of the break, constantly bringing up my little "incident" and poking fun at me. I couldn't wait to get back to college on Sunday night.

But it turns out, my troubles were far from over. The next day, I decided to go for a run to clear my head. I was jogging through the neighborhood, minding my own business, when I heard a loud "Hey, faggot!" from behind me. I turned around to see a group of guys from my high school walking towards me.

"Did you hear about your little incident at Thanksgiving?" one of them asked, snickering. "Your mom must be so proud."

I tried to ignore them and kept running, but they followed me, continuing to taunt me. I finally had enough and turned around to confront them.

"Leave me alone, you assholes!" I shouted.

But instead of backing off, they started to surround me. That's when I noticed one of them holding a can of spray paint. Before I knew it, they had painted "Little Dicked Loser" on the side of my house, in big bold letters for the whole neighborhood to see.

I was mortified. I couldn't believe this was happening to me. I ran inside and locked the door, tears streaming down my face. I didn't know what to do.

But then I had an idea. I went to my room and pulled out my phone. I searched for the number of a local graffiti removal service and gave them a call. I explained the situation and they agreed to come over right away.

When they arrived, I showed them the damage. They got to work immediately, scrubbing and scraping until the words were gone. I couldn't believe the transformation. It was like it never happened.

I thanked them profusely and handed them a wad of cash. I didn't care how much it cost, it was worth it to erase the humiliation.

As I watched them drive away, I realized that this was a turning point for me. I couldn't let a little embarrassment ruin my life. I needed to stand up for myself and not let anyone bring me down.

I went back inside, ready to face whatever came my way. I joined my family for dinner, laughing and joking like nothing had happened. And when Alyse brought up my little "incident," I just smiled and said, "Hey, at least I know how to have a little fun."

The rest of the break flew by and before I knew it, I was back on campus, ready to take on the world. I was determined to make the most of my time in college, and I wasn't going to let anything hold me back