Sly Sally the Green Panda

The figure beneath the cloak revealed themselves to be a a green female panda, with piercing yellow eyes and a smirk that seemed to be etched onto her furry face. She had a glint of mischief that suggested she was no stranger to trouble, and the gold tooth that shone in the sun only added to her questionable character.

"The name's Sly Sally," the green panda introduced herself, her voice a smooth blend of charm and deceit. She offered a paw to shake, but Sheriff Texas was in no mood to play nice with someone who reeked of trouble... and smell.

Sheriff Texas eyed the newcomer with suspicion. "We don't get many pandas around here, Sally. What's your business in Gold Springs?" She asked, her tone firm and uninviting.

Sly Sally chuckled, her eyes gleaming. "Just passing through, looking for a place to rest my paws for a bit. Heard there might be some good opportunities around here, you know, for someone with... certain skills." She winked, her smirk widening as she waited for the sheriff's response.

Sheriff Texas's hand tightened around her gun grip. "The only opportunities here are for honest folks. We don't take kindly to outsiders with 'certain skills' causing trouble."

Sly Sally scratched her sweaty ass, feigning innocence. "Oh, I wouldn't dream of causing trouble, Sheriff," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm just a simple traveler, looking for a bit of gold dust to rub off on me."

Sheriff Texas stared at her, her eyes narrowed. "Well, if you're looking to cause trouble, you've come to the wrong place," she said, her voice stern. "You'd best move along before you find more than you bargained for."

Sly Sally only smirked while wiggling her sweaty, stinky ass at Sheriff Texas, seemingly unfazed by the warning. "Now, now, Sheriff," she said, her tone still playful but with a hint of steel beneath the surface. "You don't need to be so hasty. I'm sure we can find a way to... get along."

The sheriff's gaze remained unyielding. "We've had enough outsiders come into town with ideas of 'getting along' and leaving us with more problems than we had before," she said, her voice as sharp as a whip crack. "You're not welcome here. Now move along before I have to show you the fastest way out of Gold Springs."

"Have it your way..." Sly Sally drawled, her smirk never leaving her face as she slowly backed away, her paws still in the air... before turning around, bending over... and...?