Skip ahead to the big day.

(About two weeks later)

It was the first day of Spring quarter at Ernest Nathaniel Pedersen Community College, and the halls were bustling with students, both returning and new. The student population this quarter is expected to be at an all-time high in the College's history, according to the President of the College, at least.

Now, there were some very… interesting situations involving public indecency that happened throughout the previous quarter, but that was behind the school now, thanks to some quick thinking from its lawyers, who received assistance from the professor of the college's law department. So now those same students are not only able to continue their educational careers in spite of their less than desirable circumstances, but actively encouraged to do so.

In the Xavier Alexander Law and Social Studies Building (or LSS Building for short), many of the college's finest and brightest in law and criminal justice were ready to begin or continue their journeys to become the doctors, lawyers, police officers, and federal agents of the new generation.

One student looks over at the stain-glass double doors at the entrance, looks away, then quickly does a double take, as if they are in disbelief at what their brain just registered. "What the… fuck?" they exhaled as they took in the sight ahead of them.

This prompted another student to look in the same direction. And another. And another. And several more. Soon, more than 40 or 50 students in the same spot of the entrance.

And what they were looking at in utter shock and awe was one Benjamin Daniel Stetson.

Completely. Butt-Ass. Naked.

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This can't be happening. This isn't happening. This cannot be fucking happening.

I'm naked. Completely. In college. This was the condition I had to follow if I wanted to finish my degree.

Oh, god, everyone's looking at me. They can see my face. They know it's me. This is such a nightmare.

Maybe it is just a nightmare, and if I pinch myself, maybe I'll wake up.

_pinch!_

...

It's not a nightmare. This is real.

Oh, my god.

My hands are practically glued to my crotch. They are not moving no matter what. But everyone can still see behind me. They can see my ass...

There's a lot of laughter now. Not just from strangers, but from friends, too. Buddy's over there, and I've never seen him laughing harder.

"Oh, my god, Ben!" he cackled in between laughs.

"Ben's doing this, too?!" Sasha Alphonse shouted in shock.

"Huh, maybe he's not as much of a wuss as I thought..." Isaac Rainey muttered to himself.

I suddenly heard a familiar feminine voice behind me. "Oh, my god, Ben?! Is that you?!"

Face red beyond what I thought was possible, I turned around, baring my naked behind to the student populous to meet my colleague face-to-face.