Showtime!

The glitches arrived back at the mansion, all of them in much better spirits from spending some quality time out and about mixing with the locals, to find that Melanie had returned before them.

"Thank goodness I'm not the only one here anymore!" Mel sighed with relief as the others traipsed inside, some clutching new possessions they picked up on their trip "I was getting freaked out being alone with all of these cameras. One was even pointing at me while I was on the toilet!".

"You'd better get used to that" Cassie warned her.

She took "Lexie" from Barbie so now Maggie got a turn in Mel's cleavage. It wasn't all bad being a frog

"Okay glitches, we don't go live until I give the go ahead, but we are going to be 24/7 streaming from every room in the mansion as well as the gardens after that" Lucy announced to the group, like the reality TV pro she was "I know that sounds like a lot, but it is the safest thing for all of us. I have also promised that there will be at least two glitches per bedroom, which is also a great safety measure. So those of you who are sleeping alone need to buddy up"

"I should go with James" Mel offered "And Lexie, of course. But he and I have gone back the furthest out of anyone here, other than the sisters. It just makes sense"

"There is a twin room we can use" James added.

The frog in Melanie's cleavage stayed quiet at this decision, against Melanie's expectations. It seemed her wife had mellowed out a surprising amount recently.

"I'm happy to make a threesome with Laura and Liv" Anna added "I feel like we have always been together throughout this whole experience."

"Oh, this is going to be so much fun!" Laura announced excitedly "I'm sure anyone tuning into our bedroom won't be disappointed!"

"I'll room with Abi, at least until Sophie comes back" Tina had decided that of the three glitches left, Abigail was the one most likely to want to have some fun.

"You can stick around even when she does" the Oklahoman smiled back, accepting the offer.

"Okay, that leaves Chantelle and Tania as roomies" Lucy concluded.

"Fine with me!" Tania nodded obligingly.

Of course, this whole situation was a disaster for her. There was nothing worse for a spy, even one with magic powers, than being under constant non-stop camera surveillance. Now she didn't even have a room of her own to practice her magic in. She was going to have to figure out what to do about this, but for the time being she had **** but to play along as a willing naked reality TV star. This was definitely the craziest undercover disguise she had ever taken on - she realised all her friends and family would end up seeing this and wonder what the fuck had gotten into her.

"Okay, looks like we are almost good to go" Lucy told her co-stars "I have committed us all to one hour a day answering fans messages and face-timing VIP customers. You will each be given an ipad specifically for the show which you can check your messages on. It will be a great way to hear from them if they have spotted anything weird. Right ladies, are you ready for this?"

"I don't think I will ever be ready" Melanie sighed "But fine, let's do it"

"Awesome!" Lucy grinned confidently as she scanned the room for objections and found none "Then it's showtime!"