Shoot your shot with the milf in front of you (Straight)

After another minute or two of chatter, the milf whose big tits just inspired your first orgasm of the day finishes her conversation and puts her cell phone away.

You clear your throat before saying, as casually as possible, "That was one hell of a cumshot, eh?"

"Yeah," she says a little nervous about some strange man suddenly talking to her on the bus. "You made quite the mess."

"The first one of the day is always pretty big," you nod. "Were you surprised that I came so much?"

The woman seems to consider that for a second, as if deciding whether to be honest. Her final answer seems genuine enough:

"It did at first, but I probably should've seen it coming. You were going so hard and fast, you clearly needed it pretty bad. I guess that's why you decided to do it right here on the bus to begin with?"

"Well," you grin, acting as suave as it's possible to be with your dick and balls hanging out, "it actually takes someone really pretty to set me off like that..."

The woman blushes, her eyes wide, as she glances up at your face for the first time. Jerking off in her face and cumming to her shaking cleavage was one thing, but hitting on her was another one entirely.

"Look, you're cute and all," she speaks slowly and sweetly, trying to let you down gently, "and your cock is very impressive, but... I have a girlfriend. That was just her on the phone, actually."

Fucking typical...

"If you wanna, like, follow me home and jerk off to the two of us together, you're more than welcome obviously. But we are strictly exclusive. I'm sure you understand."

"Yeah, of course," you nod politely. "I might just do that."

You had no intention of actually doing that. You'd learned the hard way in the past that those kinds of offers were just formal niceties. Actually trying to follow through on them only lead to awkwardness and resentment.

The two of you shared a long, awkward silence that finally ended when the bus arrived at your stop.