Shockingly, they play

“Sounds like fun,” your youngest sister, who legally registered to vote for the first time last week, says. Her boyfriend shrugs, “I’m down.”

Once the youngest couple commits. The newlyweds won’t be outdone. Your little brother wraps his arm around his new wife’s waist. “Just promise you won’t be too jealous of our tans.”

Your mouth drools. You’d love to see the tanlines she has on those perk DDs. How ivory white are they?

Your oldest sister hesitates. Your husband nudges her on, “Come on, babe. You’re great at poker. You’re not gonna lose a sock.”

She says, “If my brothers see me naked, then you’re sleeping outside tonight.”

“We’re in,” he says. “She’s too good to lose.”

Your wife is the only one who says, “I don’t want to play.” Then she stares at me, “And as my husband you shouldn’t want to play either. You would be violating our vows,” then she whispers, “and it’s incestous.”

“It’s all in good fun,” you say.

“Sounds like the devil talking.”

This fucking cunt tries to ruin everything good in your life.