Shepard and Liara

“It’s really not hard,” Nyreen said. “Come on, Aria. You know exactly who you should get.”

“Spit it out,” Aria said.

“Commander Shepard and her partner,” Nyreen said.

“But they’re married or some shit,” Aria said.

“They’re also open,” Nyreen said. “I would know.”

Nyreen winked. Aria looked at Nyreen puzzled. “You can’t be serious.”

“I’m many things,” Nyreen said. “A comedian isn’t one of them. Well… maybe a little, but no, I’m serious.”

“But she’s the Shadow Broker,” Aria said. “I can’t have her knowing all that information on me.”

“You realize that she already DOES have that information, right?” Nyreen said. “She’s probably listening right now as we speak. So… Aria, why don’t you be a good girl and ask Shepard and Liara nicely if you can be their pet.”

Aria turned a darker purple as she blushed. “I…fine…”