She tells you

Stanley leaves Keith grumbling, working the counter and editing the video. Some day he'll get a professional to do that kind of thing. In the meantime Keith'll have to get over it and do some of the work. He flips the sign back to "Open" and leaves with Alice. She had cleaned herself up and put back on her pre-shift clothes, which looked surprisingly hot compared to how Stanley remembers her dressing.

"So you're really gonna go all the way with the fake boobs and stuff?" Stanley asks, getting into Alice's car with her. He can pick his up later.

She shrugs, starting the powerful engine. "Yeah, I mean it would help. Also big ol' fake titties are super hot."

"That's true. I mean, I'm a fan," he says with an honesty that he couldn't have just a day before. But he moves to the topic at hand while he has the time. "So your parents... Tell me about them. I only know about the guy from when he comes around work and he's intense."

She rolls her eyes, "Nervous? He's always like that, unless you get him talking about boats. Then he's like a little kid. Mom can be intense too, but in a different way. She's in business, too, and she doesn't know how to shut it off." She pulls out and Stanley feels the power in the car under him.

"Wow, is she like a CEO or something?" Stanley asks, knowing next to nothing about business.

"Yeah. She used to be Dad's secretary, but now she's CEO of a pretty major company," Alice says. Preempting his next question she answers, "you wouldn't have heard of them. They're a middleman distributor for silicon."

"Huh," Stanley says. He's not sure how to ask diplomatically but he does his best. "Did they start dating while she was still his secretary? Did she, you know..." Stanley's face flushes, knowing that he's talking about his friend's mom. He just blurts it out. "Did she sleep with him to get ahead?"

The silence from Alice feels icy and she keeps her eyes on the road before her. "Don't let her hear you speculate about that. Obviously they never told me if she did, but I think so. And I'll have you know that she's incredible at her job. One of the best. She's very successful due to skill."

"She must be pretty hot then," he muses aloud. "Is she where you get your slutty side?"

"I wouldn't know," Alice says, firmly.

Stanley has a little to much tact to continue that line and instead asks, "So you come from a lot of money, huh? I never would have known. from how you act."

"Thanks, I think," she says and some of the tension leaves the car.

He thinks about Alice's Mom, and maybe it's the overall sexual tension of the day, or maybe it's Keith rubbing off on you, but you can't help but ask, "you don't really mind us talking about your hot mom seducing your dad, right?"

Alice looks at Stanly and shrugs. "No, I guess not. It's one of those things we're supposed to be uncomfortable with, but I guess I never have been. My parents are pretty open about sex and never hid it from me. Still worried about telling them my career change, though.

He grins, "great. So what does she look like? I bet she looks super young for her age and she's blonde too, right?"

She chuckles, "man, you're too horny for your own good. Yeah, my mom is hot and she looks young. You'll meet her soon so rein it in. We're here, anyway," she says, pulling up before a house bigger than one you've ever seen in real life. Stanley gawks.

"Okay, is there anything else I should know about them before we go in?" Stanley asks.

Alice pauses and considers. "Well, they think we're dating, so I guess you're going to have to pretend to be my boyfriend too," she says, hurrying up the long walk to the front door.

"What do you mean?" Stanley hisses at her, hurrying to catch up.

Alice just smiles and opens the door. "Mom? Dad? Come here. My boyfriend and I have something to tell you."