After getting a very good laugh in at the site of me running towards the house butt naked, my penis bouncing around while im swatting bees and getting stung on my bare butt, my mother in law starts to feel bad for me. I hide behind the porch railing, the best i can, and i apologize to her for the naked show. She tells me its ok and not to worry, i didn't have much choice but to strip off all of my clothes. The clothes by the way have been completely abandoned now because they are still covered with bees. She then says, are you ok? Come on up here on the porch while i go in the house and get some ointment for you. I ask her to bring me back a towel, or anything to hide my nudity with, she agrees. So i go up on the porch trying to hide my penis behind my hands, and wait for her return with the ointment and towel. When she finally returns i notice one of the items missing. Im thinking to myself, what the hell? I know we have clean towels in the house, is she trying to keep me naked? She steps out of the sliding glass door and tells me, ive got the ointment, but i really didn't think the towel was necessary, after all ive already seen you completely naked. Now turn around so i can dr. those stings.
