She says the truth

Sally and Archie sat down on the couch next to James. She put a hand on his shoulder. "Okay. So...this is exactly what it looks like."

"How?! We were gone for like...three hours!"

Archie turned a light purple. "I appreciate how awkward this is for you, James... She was only trying to be hospitable."

Sally shrugged. "At least we know chocolate does something special."

James held his hands out. "Hold up. Okay. You two....did the do. Okay. I don't want to ask how. Just...are you a thing now?"

Archie looked at Sally, flickering blue and yellow. She shrugged. "Idunno...I liked that...and sorry James but...Archie. I definitely want that to happen again." He glowed with purple at that, turning his gaze to the floor. "And if we're going to...I'd rather get to know him properly. So...maybe we aren't yet? Maybe we are and have a long way to go...but if he liked that as much as I did..."

Archie faked a cough. "Well...there...are some things we should discuss without others."

Sally gave him a flirtatious look and grabbed his large hand, leading him out to the back yard. James looked at Terri, who looked as confused as he did.

"Mom...the fuck is going on?"