She first gets trolled.

"Alright, first thing we gotta do is separate your soul from your body," Kisuke said, smiling mischievously. Already knowing he was under the influence of something, and aware he couldn't really do anything about it, he decided he might as well have some fun with this even as he went along with it.

"Right… how do we do that?" Chizuru asked.

"First, you gotta take your clothes off so they don't get in the way, don't want to emerge from your body only to get tangled up," Kisuke lied while Orihime was distracted in conversation with Tessai. Didn't want her spoiling the joke and cheap perverted thrills after all…

"Seriously?" Chizuru blushed, but sighed, deciding to oblige. She wasn't wearing her school uniform at the moment, instead wearing a simple t shirt and jean shorts. She proceeded to pull her shirt off over her head and then unzipped her shorts, and slid them down her legs. Once she stepped out of them, she hesitantly pulled off her bra, though quickly covered her breasts from the perverted man's gaze, not like she could talk about being perverted, but that was beside the point really.

She then pulled her panties down, and kicked them aside as well as stepping out of her shoes. Now covering herself with her arms, and glaring a bit at Kisuke, she asked, "Okay, what now?" She was only met with sniggering from him. "Hello?"

"Um… Chizuru?" Orihime asked, finally noticing. "Why are you naked?"

"So my soul can leave my body unobstructed, duh!" Chizuru responded.

"…clothes don't obstruct the exit of your soul… are you trolling people again Urahara-san?" Orihime asked him, and he simply chuckled and shrugged as it clicked in Chizuru's head, and she developed a tick mark while slowly reaching for her shoe…

One bloody nose and one girl hastily redressing later…

"Worth it," Kisuke grinned with a blush, pinching his nose to stop the flow of blood that was flowing due to Chizuru smacking him in the face with her shoe before throwing her clothes back on. She huffed angrily.

"Just what I needed to deal with, a wise guy," she grumbled.

"Yep, I am pretty wise, that's why I'm a mentor!" Kisuke said cheerfully, knowing full well that wasn't what Chizuru meant. She raised a finger and was about to say something, but instead just huffed again as she lowered it, deciding it just wasn't worth the hassle. "Fast learner I see," he quipped. "That's good. Follow me to my training ground."