She's prudish, with her husband

"Honey," Jared tried to stop his wife Jessica as they were leaving the house to get in the car, "I thought you hated these people."

"Well, I didn't like being naked in front of them," Jessica countered, "but I felt I would have to give them some closure, show how I've moved on from the naked days."

"Well, you really are dressing to the nines," Jared commented.

"Thanks, honey!" Jessica chirped. She was dressed in heels, a gray skirt, a blazer, a white blouse and cravat, and black heels and pantyhose, with a matching black bra for Jared's eyes only.

"Yeah, that was a compliment, I guess..." Jared just sighed to himself as they got in the car.

After a 20-minute drive, they pulled up to the venue and got out, giving their key to the valet driver as they headed inside. Little did Jessica know how hard a naked reputation - or even (especially) a naked fate - was to shake.