Settings II

It sends you back to the menu and you notice the play button is no longer greyed out. However thinking back to the pain in your balls only moments ago you're not in any hurry to click it.

Instead you go back to the settings and a message pops up. "You've unlocked the Aria Tab." A new option appears at the top next to game settings. "You've unlocked True mode." And another option for True mode appears in the settings.

After making sure True mode is turned off, you click on the Aria Tab and another message pops up. "You've unlocked Hair Colour: Brown."

That's... not worth getting hit in the balls for.

You close it and another opens right away. "You've unlocked Emote: Kiss it Better!"_ _And an animation plays of Aria bending forward and blowing you a kiss. A heart appears at her lips and comes closer until it fully covers the screen before popping like a bubble and showing Aria again.

Cute.

You close this one too and you can finally see the Aria Tab. It looks like a character creation screen. Aria is on the left side, while on the right are various options for clothing, body parts and emotes. Most of them are unavailable however. You can change the hair colour to brown, but decide to keep it the default black for now. Other than that your only option is to replay the emote.

That's a lot of options to unlock, which means a lot of ball slapping...