“Ok, Dee, I’m going to show you how to handle yourself when you encounter an aggressive male!” says the mother. You quiver in fear, knowing your testicles will most likely be the prime target of this self defense scenario.
“Dee, when you are in a bar or club, most men will be struck by your physical assets and try to touch you there,” explains the mother. “Your breasts are your most pronounced feature, so we will have the male start by grabbing them. Grab my daughters breasts so she knows what a man’s grip feels like!” she says.
You come from behind her and place your hands over her supple breasts. They’re soft and full, and your dick quivers in a combination of excitement and fear.
“Ok, honey, now in this position, the male is very ****. The face and groin regions are the most exposed, so we will focus on them. Just like we practiced in Taekwondo, Dee! Hit him with the combo!”
Before you know what is coming, you feel the daughter’s foot smash into yours, followed by a quick rear headbutt. Your nose and foot are in pain, and your vision is blurry. Through your blurry vision, you see the daughter turn around and smile. “Now, Dee, while he is dazed!” The daughter launches her right foot in between your legs. Your knees buckle in pain and you fall to the ground helplessly.
“Did I do good, mom?” the daughter asks.
“Yes, Dee, by the looks of him, he won’t be touching a woman any time soon!” The mother replies.
“Now get up so I can walk her through another scenario!”
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