Say you're John's girl

You don't want to sound crazy. You don't even know how or why this happened to you, so how can you hope to explain it to someone else? There's a chance you can fix it so you just play it cool and try to retain as much control over the narrative as you can. No one here knows you as you are now, so you can make up anything.

"Uh... yeah. John's girl. Came back here with him last night."

Megan stares at you blankly. "You." She gestures to your glorious naked body. "You hooked up with my brother? Girl, come on, you can do so much better than that nerd. And why are you wandering the house naked?"

Your mind reels. You don't know how to navigate this conversation without coming off sounding crazy. Then it hits you, you can just let John take the heat for anything you can't explain. "I can't find John, or my clothes. I woke up, he's nowhere, and I don't have anything to wear. I came in here and then heard other people moving around the house and didn't know what else to do." Your voice comes out a little faster and higher as you continue, starting to sound almost ****.

Megan seems ready to laugh at your situation. "Okay, okay, geez. Calm down. Look, we've all been there, right? Get drunk, hook up, things go sideways. Relax. You can borrow some of my clothes." She strips off her top as she talks and drops it into a hamper behind the door, exposing her bare chest to you. It's the first time you've ever seen your sister like this and you can't help but stare awkwardly.

She grins and hooks her thumbs into the waistband of her sweatpants. "Oh, so you've had my brother and now you want his twin sister. Get yourself a little two-for-one deal. Pretty bold of you."

You shake your head, realizing you're gawking at your own sister's naked tits. "What? No, I..." You spin around. "I'm sorry."

Megan's voice is close to laughter. "Relax, I'm messing with you."

You hear the sound of sweatpants hitting the hamper. She's definitely naked now, and for some reason you honestly aren't sure how you feel about that.

She rustles the shower curtain and then the shower sputters to life with a hiss. "My room is just down the hall. You can pick out whatever you want if you're in a hurry or you can wait for me and I'll get you all set up. Just watch out for my other sister's room. She's got a dude in there."

You hurry back into the hallway. The phone in your hand dings with a text from Brian saying he'd be stopping by later.

Great. Another complication.