Save it for Marriage

"Trance," Said Megan.

Evanna went into a trance.

"Evanna, did you really fuck your youth pastor?"

"Yes."

"How old were the two of you?" asked Etta.

"I was 18, and he was 31."

"Was he married?"

"No, engaged."

"Wow, what a hypocrite," Etta said to her friend. "Evanna, you know getting your pussy fucked before marriage is wrong, and your pussy is now off limits until you get marriage; however, it's not only OK for your mouth and ass to get fucked, it's desirable."

"That's right," said Lilith. "As long as you're in college, you need to show as man boys as possible they can have satisfying sex with a woman's mouth and anus, and you love getting face fucked and fucked up the ass."

"And it's also your job," said Megan, "to tell as many coeds as possible about the joys of oral and anal sex while saving their pussies for marriage."