Savannah

You decide to call Savannah.

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"Hello?? Who the fuck is this?"

"It's John"

"I don't fucking know you, how did you get my number creep?"

That's about what you expected from her in all honesty. "Hey shut up and listen, I want you to drive your ass here, I'll text you my address. Any questions? And don't ask anything stupid like why, just do it"

"... I'm with a friend right now.."

"Who?"

"My friend Maggie."

"Send me a picture of her and drive here"

You hang out and wait for the picture, and once you get it...

"Oh yeah... I'm going to enjoy **** her"