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Chapter 15
by
creampiehound79
What's next?
Sanctuary and Twisting Fate
Bzzt. Comms spark to life, crisp and clear in my ear; audio popping with faint static.
Upper-right corner of my sight flares; Lilith's face appears in live video feed, red hair wild as ever, whipping in the wind, eyes sharp with that golden glow, smirk sharper than a Maliwan blade. Sweat gleams on her skin.
"Vault Hunter, there you are." That voice? Velvet and danger, all wrapped in one; husky drawl sliding through like smoke. "Haul ass. We’re liftoff in five minutes. You get here quick enough…"
Her smirk deepens, eyes practically purring through the transmission, lingering on me like a promise, "…maybe we can sneak in a repeat personal performance."
A slow grin curls across my face, heart kicking up a notch.
Before I can hit the comms and flirt back -
Bzzt. "Uhh… you know this is an OPEN line, right? We CAN hear you," Mordecai. His gaunt, unshaven face pops into the HUD next to hers; goggles smudged, cigarette dangling from his lips, one eyebrow practically flying off his forehead.
Bzzt. "Yeah!" Brick’s voice; deep, dumb, unmistakable; rumbles through next, his mug squished in beside Mordecai's, massive jaw clenched, eyes wide like he's just seen a skag eat its own ass, "And we ain’t dumb. We KNOW what you're talkin' about."
Lilith just laughs, the sound punching right into my chest; teasing, echoing with that raw edge that makes my pulse thrum. She’s trouble. The best kind. I wouldn’t dare call her sweet to her face; not if I like keeping my ribs intact; but sexy? Oh yeah. I've told her that. Loudly, as she slammed down onto me almost feral, her whole body hot like flame.
Bzzt. "They’re talking about screwing, right? Am I right? Guys? Huh? Guys?" Claptrap. Of course. His obnoxious voice pierces the moment, his idiot boxy face wedging into the holo lineup like an overeager groupie; optic spinning manic, arms flailing in pixelated glee; but I wouldn't change a single bolt on the little wheeled bastard.
The collective groan from Mordecai and Brick nearly overloads my speakers; Brick's face turning beet red, Mordecai pinching the bridge of his nose.
Lilith? She’s laughing harder now, head tilting back, shoulders shaking, pure, weaponized charm that lights up the feed.
I shake my head, biting down the grin. "Good comm discipline, team," I mutter, cutting my mic before they can hear the smartass in my voice.
And then; there it is. Cresting the ridge.
Sanctuary III. Floating fortress, engines pulsing low with a deep thrumming hum that shakes the ground, a big, ugly, beautiful slab of hope wrapped in busted steel; hull scarred with blast marks and patchwork repairs, shield emitters crackling blue arcs, inside, Moxxi's bar, Tannis's Med-Bay, Marcus's shop and shooting range. And Lilith...
I punch the throttle; fingers gripping the controls tight. H8teWagon roars louder, surging forward with a guttural bellow; wind howling through the cab as she lets me take the wheel.
H8teWagon's engine rumbles down to a low, satisfied purr as I pull her into Sanctuary's outer perimeter, the big slab of steel and rust that passes for hope glinting under Pandora's brutal sun; heat shimmers off the hull like a mirage. Refugees pour in; scared, beaten, ****; the usual survivors dragging their lives behind them in busted scrap wagons: limping families clutching bloodied bundles, wide-eyed kids staring at the chaos, the air thick with the mingled stink of sweat, fear, and unwashed desperation.
Over it all, standing tall on the launch platform like a red-haired goddess of chaos and salvation, is Lilith; arms crossed, tattoos glowing faint under the sun, directing the flow with sharp commands.
We lock eyes. Even from this distance, it's electric; her golden gaze cutting through the crowd like a laser sight, that knowing smirk tugging her lips.
"Nice ride, Tiger," her voice cuts in through comms, velvet and steel, a hint of pride threading through; live feed showing her wiping sweat from her brow. "Pull her up to Ellie's garage. She'll get you squared away."
To the side, Ellie waves me in, standing by the garage bay like a queen of grease and horsepower; overalls smeared, wrench in hand. VanGuard; her personal ride now; pops and fizzes as it deconstructs, uploading into the Catch-A-Ride network in a swirl of blue data pixels with hydraulic sighs.
"Just pull 'er up here, sugar," Ellie twangs, waving me over with a grease-streaked arm. "She'll be uploaded to the Catch-A-Ride database for ya. And don’t worry, she’s coded to you; only you can call 'er up at any Catch-A-Ride in the whole verse."
I hop out, pat H8teWagon's hood; metal thrumming warm under my palm. "See ya soon, girl." She gives a low rev like a purring beast reluctantly left behind and shakes off the gore like a wet dog; blood flecks splattering the ground, engine idling content.
Ellie steps up, slaps my back hard; damn near knocks the wind out of me, her palm leaving a greasy print. "I’ll take good care of your baby," she promises, eyes gleaming with mechanic's glee. "Clean her up nice, give her a tune-up so she can run faster. Might even throw in a rocket launcher on the roof to go along with your turret. Can’t have too much bandit-killer on your ride, right?" She adds, wiping grease on her hip. "Add some armor, maybe swap out her tires with some hover conversion. Your choice. All free—'cause you’re Lilith’s plaything and all."
I chuckle as Brick’s voice rumbles over comms again, practically groaning; feed showing his massive frame hunched, face buried in his hands.
Bzzt. "GODDAMN IT, GUYS! OPEN COMS. OPEN COMS!"
Ellie just winks and keeps working, as H8teWagon gets digitized.
Lilith's voice cuts in again, smoother now, teasing; her feed zooming in close, lips curving. "Take the stairs, Vault Hunter. Door’s open." Something small and sleek sails through the air; sun glinting off its surface. I catch it without thinking; keycard, black with Firebird's emblem stamped in crimson.
"Your room's ready for ya… stocked up, bed, fridge, a TV. Some of the folks left scrap tech in there for you to peruse." Her voice lowers, that dangerous purr slinking into every syllable; eyes half-lidded, promising. "And your keycard… also lets you into my quarters, killer."
Bzzt. Mordecai again, deadpan; feed showing him rubbing his temples.
"Now you’re just fuckin' with us."
I pocket the keycard; smirk tugging at my mouth, turning toward the open bay where Sanctuary III looms like salvation wrapped in rusted steel and hope.
But I stop.
It hits me.
That gnawing, icy realization creeping up my spine; cold dread pooling in my gut, sharper than any blade.
This is it.
I know this moment.
Every time I’ve played the game; sitting on my couch, controller in hand; this is where everything shifts. Where Tyreen and Troy, those smug, psycho twin bastards, show up; streaming their cult bullshit, powers flaring. Where Lilith gets her Siren powers jacked, wings clipped in a blaze of stolen fire, and everything spirals into the worst case of cosmic diarrhea imaginable.
****.
Terror.
Loss.
Sadness.
I glance back; there she is, guiding the last group of refugees through the gates; hand on a kid's shoulder, voice calm amid the chaos. Radiant. Fierce. Alive. She catches me watching. Winks; golden eyes flashing with that unbreakable spark.
No. Not this time.
I can’t stop the Twins from being the egomaniacal walking dumpster fires they are, but I can stack the deck. Tilt the circumstances. Tip the scales; turn their ambush into a slaughterhouse with my name on the deed.
Time to change fate.
I turn on my heel, fingers brushing the forearm tablet; the interface glowing to life with a soft hum.
BeatDownBot. WallBiter. SemiWreckTion. FridgeBug. Faith and Buffy, all of them... my mechanical family of chaos, sleeping in the ether, waiting for my call.
The Calypso Twins? They can try.
But this time, I'm not playing by their script.
This time… I write it.
Time to change fate.
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Joe’s Borderlands Adventures
A spinoff
A spin off from Joe’s Domain, where he enters the world of Borderlands (taking place during Borderlands 3). Here Joe will experience the world, exist as a Vault Hunter and meet up with the characters from the game. He will have the same powers and abilities established in the original story as well as his endless stamina. Note: All characters in this story are at least 18 years old.
Updated on Mar 18, 2026
by creampiehound79
Created on Feb 22, 2026
by creampiehound79
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