Salt in the Wound

"If you could get $5000, but the person you hated the most got $10000. Would you do it?

Sure, id love to have $15000"

• Random internet meme

After being catcalled all the way back to the Flea Market, you saw that the new-Tim was living the life you had wished that old lady had given him. He saw that she was holding hands with Nancy Beardy. He angrily wobbled his way to the old woman.

"Hey! What the hell is this?!"

"Welcome back! Cute new look!" She greeted you.

"Cut the shit! What did you do to me?!"

"I gave you the life that you wanted- just not in the way that you wanted. Like I said, a trade off. You get your love, and the new you" she said pointing at the woman you switched places with, "gets the girl that you wanted. A trade off."

"When you said trade-off I thought you meant like, I'd be more attractive but I'd go bald or something. Not that you'd switch my life with a woman!"

"Never make assumptions when dealing with mysterious forces," she said.