SPACE

The two girls tumbled out onto the ultrasteel floor of a large, bustling space station, full of gooey aliens with large, peering eyes and mesmerisingly handsome young men and women in skin-tight space-suits, ready for galactic adventure. Susie spun around, hands covering herself protectively, trying to work out where they were.

"Hey," she heard someone shout. "Nudity's illegal in the future! Someone call the Space Police!"

"Yes," she heard someone else shout. "Send them to the Slime Mines! And give them a space spanking! That'll teach them!"

Bonnie grabbed her hand and pulled her towards the nearest corridor, which thronged with extraterrestrial life. "Come on," she shouted. "We have to get away!" Sadly, the two girls didn't get far before they stumbled into an antigravity zone and found themselves floating in the air, breasts bouncing and bits akimbo as they tumbled slowly towards the waiting grasp of a big gooey tentacle creature.

"Nope," said Bonnie, flatly, doing her best to swim through the air in the opposite direction. "We're leaving."

"But how?"