S.A.S Jacket

“I’ll take….. sigh….. the straightjacket!” You said annoyed

“Cool, let’s get it on you then!!”

The shopkeeper locks the straightjacket as You receive an notification in your GUI..

“You’ve Equipped The Super Absorbing Straight Jacket—LOCKED.) (You will now be protected from virtually anything that attempts to harm you!!)

“Wow…. That’s kinda cool actually!!”

“Anddddd….. that’ll be 50 dollars!!”

“Wait what?!”

“Yeah….. this shit ain’t free you gotta pay up bitch!!!”

“I don’t—“

“Have money, fine then!!!”

1.) Pegging Order

2.) Work off debt.

3.) Run out the store with people seeing you as a crazy person..

4.) Try and fight the shop keeper..