Rosa

Rosa: "Holy shit Sam where are your clothes and for that matter where's the rest of your dick it's looks like a vacuum cleaner sucked most of it off!" Rosa says running up to me practically buzzing with laughter.

Sam: "Hey Rosa I figured since it was a nudist beach I'd go in the nude." I say turning to her giving her a better angle of my micropenis.

Rosa: "I clearly said that nobody here goes nude you perv!" She says jokingly jabbing at my shoulder.

Sam: "Pervert?" I say faking innocence.

Rosa: "Yeah you big ol' perv you got a little boner going on down there. Are you some kind of exhibitionist or do you just want people to see and ridicule your itty bitty tiny baby-like cocklet." She says putting space in-between every insult.

Sam: "C'mon Rosa I just didn't hear that last part." I say trying to keep up my innocent facade.

Rosa: "Oh please don't act like you aren't loving every second of this, I can tell by your little penis that your getting off on this." She says pointing down to my crotch. Looking down I see my my penis at full mast at just under 2 inches. "Anyone could tell your a pervert who gets off on having their dicklet exposed in front of a bunch of people, especially your best friend since first grade." She says with a tone that's a mix of cocky and prideful.

Sam: "Fine fine I'm a pervert who wants people to laugh at my micropenis, are you happy now?" I say sarcastically

Rosa: "Haha I knew it. Wow I can't imagine going completely butt naked in public, and what a notable butt." She says with a blush before giving it a strong spank leaving a notable red mark on my left cheek.

Sam: "Ow that hurt ya know." I yelp before turning to spank her back.

Rosa: "You wouldn't hit a girl~ would ya- ow!" She yells as I give her ass a firm smack.

Sam: "There now we're even." I say looking back at her and then taking a double take when I realize that one of her breasts popped out due to the spank. Looking down at her Ill placed bikini she quickly scrambled to pop it back over her breast leaving only the faint outline of her hardened nipple.

Rosa: "Idiot tiny dick pervert look at what you just did, hmph." She says crossing her arms.

Sam: "Rosa I'm sorry about that... sorry again if this is rude but...why did your nipples get hard after being exposed?'