Rolls another six!

Benny shakes the dice before tossing it… and once more it lands on a six. Immediately there’s a flash of golden light from the dice and the voice returns. “My goodness another six? You’ll not only get eighteen cards to choose from with but, due to your good luck they will be mostly beneficial to boot!”

With the voice’s spiel over, all the other boys at the table share a sigh of relief while Benny feels the card in his hand start getting thicker. He looks at it to realize that the growing thickness is actually new cards popping out the back of the fun card, each one a shiny shade of silver.

Once all eighteen are formed he looks them over… and finds that most of them are simple repeats like: “gain an extra testicle.” Of which their are four, and “your dick grows an inch longer” of which he has 3. But there’s also complicated ones like Retachable, which reads: “Remember how we said your cock and balls wouldn’t go back on? We lied, they can and you can stick em’ to just about anything, just press their base to wherever you want them, and they’ll stay there until you squeeze them around their base and pull. If it’s attached to another person, they can use and feel your manhood like it was their own.”

In all Benny has:

4 grow an extra testicle cards.

3 grow an inch longer cards.

3 grow an inch thicker cards.

2 grow an extra penis (just a shaft) card.

One double in size card.

One resizable card, that allows anyone affected to change the size of their junk once an hour from anywhere to twice it’s size, to a tenth of it’s normal size.

The re-attachable card.

One binky dinky card with the rule: if your cock doesn’t spend a certain amount of time in a mouth being sucked on like a pacifier every so often you’ll start to uncontrollably bawl like a baby. The mouth can be your own, and the times are: one minute in for every five minutes playing this game, and two hours every week while not playing.

One proud display card, with the rule: “Show it off!” If your detached penis is on display for all to see, you can reroll a bad roll once every four turns in turn based activities or once every hour for all others. If they aren’t though, you find Lady Luck isn’t on your side, and you will have worse rolls than you would otherwise.”

One modular card. “Your junk is part Lego. You can detach parts of it without harm, and even mix and match parts of others peckers as well if they have this power too.”

Benny considers his hand and then discards all but six and slaps them down on the table yelling: “let the fun begin for everyone!”