Robert a scrawny nerd

He's a 19 year old virgin, thin, and wears glasses. As mentioned in the title Robert's a bit of a nerd, geek...dweeb with one thing going for him, he is 'well endowed' with a 14 inch long and 3 inch diameter meatus when it's fully engorged, not that it happens often!

He's your average egghead, Robert couldn't get laid if he walked into a womens prison with a handful of pardons. He has his own place naturally 'being the brain' that he is, an eccentric and brilliant scientist took him on as his apprentice...he's a bit of an oddball like Robert which explains their close connection.