Robert Robertson III, another day at the office.

When Robert had walked into the office for his job as a dispatcher for SDN, he thought he was prepared for everything. His arch nemesis Shroud was defeated, his suit that made him the generational superhero Mecha Man had been rebuilt and was stronger than ever thanks to Royd and SDN, and his superhero team of reformed villains was stronger and more capable than they ever had been before.

Then he got the call:

“A fucking _what_ just appeared out of thin air?” He asked into his mic.

“Some king of giant temple covered in sex statues just appeared out of thin air just outside the city limits. Literally like, poof.” The voice of Blonde Blazer spoke over the comm channel, the district manager for this branch of SDN and one of the best superheroes on the planet.

“And here I thought I’d seen just about everything.” Robert snarked in reply, but as he looked over the details and images popping in on his computer, it was hard to deny just what he was seeing.

The temple itself was a dark sort of purple color, not seeming to be made of stone or steel but something different… plastic almost. There was a long set of steps on the front that led up to a large pair of golden double doors, depicting a tall and scantily clad woman holding a depiction of a heart in her hands. Just what was this place?

“Well we’ve already been getting reports of locals deciding to step inside and… well disappearing. We need to respond.” Blonde Blazer declared.

“Great, lemme just see who wants to take a trip to fucktown.” Robert replied, and checked his roster of Superheroes to dispatch to the Temple and take a look…