Revelation

It happened in a flash. You blinked before realising that you are in a coffee shop. You look around, no-one seems aware or surprised how you materialise in here. You suddenly notice your hands…they are your old hands. And there an old school white envelope nearby. You open it and see a handwritten letter.

“DEAR JOHN,

My name is Frida and I am the cousin of Samuel Peters. I apologise for the confusion. I am the sorceress who cursed you into 48 hours because I mistakenly believed that you caused my brother’s girlfriend to break up with him after she cheated with you. It was in fact, your brother who cheated. I have pictures in here of him, having his way with you while you slept. I have sent you back in time to before you were cursed with a wallet full of hundred dollar bills and no phone. You will also find a hotel key in your pocket. You are currently in Toronto. Once your brother has undergone his 48 hours as punishment…with the extra caveat that anyone male or female can get him pregnant if their juices enter his body through either 3 holes…should he avoid pregnancy, he will be male again. Otherwise, he will be pregnant and have to deal with the consequences of his own decisions.

Apologies and best of luck, Frida

You stare in horror at the photos. Even worse, they were for both nights and in your front and back entrances. The asshole even fucked yours! While you fucking slept! You reached for your wallet. It was full of both US and Canadian hundred dollar bills. You checked and confirmed you had hotel keys. You decide to get yourself a cup of coffee. The familiar taste of beans running down your throat. This whole experience has been life altering. You decide that perhaps you should avoid dating women for a while. The last thing you want is to meet another Frida. After finishing the coffee, you examine the menu. It looked like a restaurant. You order poutine, Tourtière and Bannock. The food is simply delicious. You take a moment to consider what to do next. Before you realise that you have enough money to have a truly memorable day.

You flop on the bed, happily. What a fun day you had! You ate Canadian cuisine, went to parks, ice skating, nightclubs, hockey games and curling and did the tourist thing. It was 3 am! You don’t both to change, you just turn on the tv. And there’s a lesbian anal strap-on porno on? Weird, one lesbian is really pounding away at the other, really hot girl’s ass. And…wait…that girl. She looks like…she look like your brother’s girlfriend. Your eyes widened in shock. It is her! Did that mean?

You focus on the girl being pounded hard. She is really howling and gripping the sheets. She is breathtakingly hot…her eyes open for a moment and you know. Your brother is the chick, getting anally destroyed. Except you realise, it’s not just her ass. The strap-on is dual action and vibrating. She is taking it both in her rear and in her cooch. You stare, bug-eyed. Surely she got the warning! Didn’t she? Did you care at this point?

You bit your lips, not sure how to proceed. Were you being disrespectful to your brother’s girlfriend? Did she know that she was knocking up her boyfriend? Did she know that she was actually ploughing her boyfriend? “RING!!!!!RIIINNNGGGGG!!!!” You heard the sound of a ringing phone and saw a familiar sight. Your smartphone. “Hello?” “Enjoying the movie? Don’t worry, she knows what she is doing to your bitch brother!” “Frida?” “That’s me. And in case you were worried, the pregnancy is not a real one. At least in the sense an actual human, rather than magical construct will be leaving her womb. Of course, any subsequent pregnancy will be real.”

You struggle to follow. “So this magical construct will look and act like a baby…but it isn’t?” “Yep, it’s basically a magical robot that is made of flesh. No ability to grow or learn, which severe consequences if her baby mama doesn’t get her happy.” You are not sure how to proceed. Yell at Frida? Thank her? Watch your brother as she explodes, but her girlfriend shows no signs of stopping?