Reveal a few things.

"Show us your tits!"

Madison scoffed as Lauren nodded and began to unbutton her shirt. Regina put up her hands defensively.

"Hey, I just want to see if she has nipples and stuff. What is your problem today?"

"I do," Lauren said as she carefully folded and set aside her shirt. "You could have just asked. See?"

As she unclasped her bra, her C-cup breasts bounced into view. Madison gestured towards them.

"This is my problem! You're acting like a fifteen year old boy, Regina! You already know she's designed to be indistinguishable from a real person, and her tits are the least interesting thing about her."

"I think some of your classmates would disagree," Lauren smirked. "Judging by the way they stare at them. Men treat me very differently when they know I'm a golem, openly leering and making crude remarks constantly."

Regina's curiosity was piqued at that. "Really? Like what?"

Lauren folded her hands and smiled politely. "Let's see... your classmate Hank said he wanted to pound my cunt until I couldn't do basic algebra. I had to explain to him that our mathematical abilities aren't stored there. Rick has been trying to find a loophole in my script that would allow him to use me sexually. I told him we aren't Mormons at camp and that anal still counts. Should I go on?"

"No," Madison huffed. "Tell us something interesting. We already know those guys are horny assholes."

"Sure," Lauren replied nonchalantly. "Drs. Levinson and Mehdi are both golems."

Madison's nostrils flared as another flash hit her. It felt sharp and cold and she involuntarily wheezed. Panic, she thought. Regina was too distracted by the revelation to notice.

"Bullshit. Mehdi might be a robot, but there's no way Levinson is."

Lauren nodded. "They're both in their offices right now. If they're not grading or doing busywork, they're likely standing silently in the corner. They won't admit that they're golems, of course, but the entire department knows."

Regina turned to leave the room but Madison grabbed her arm. "Think about this," she hissed. "It's one thing to sneak into the office at night and fuck around with the Xerox machine. But these golems are supposed to be real people, Regina. If you even let on that you know they're golems it's gonna be a shitstorm."

Regina thought for just a moment, then sighed. "You're right. But fuck, Mehdi and Levinson are both golems? They seem so real!"

"So do I," Lauren reminded her. "Would you like to see my vagina?"

Regina glanced at Madison, who shrugged. "Fuck it," she said. "Show us your pussy."