Restaurant

You work at a fairly busy restaurant as a waitress. This restaurant has a uniform policy and you're as out of uniform as it's possible to be. You're certain to be fired. You pull in to a parking spot in front of the restaurant and stroll out of your car in front of customers buck naked, not covering a single inch of your body. Walking in like you own the place. The manager approaches you screaming "What the fuck are you doing? Why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

"It's my new look. Hope you like it.", you say with a wink and your hands on your hips.

"Just get to work", he replies.

You can't believe what you just heard. You couldn't have possibly heard what you just heard. You make sure "What?"

"I said, get to work.", he curtly replies.

"But I'm naked.", you state incredulously.

"I can see that." he answers bluntly.

"I'm just surprised you aren't firing me.", you state, bewildered.

He replies "Yeah, well we're extremely short handed this week. Two waitresses are out sick and a third is on maternity leave. So we have to make do with what we've got. Even if it's a naked waitress. Now get to work. If you don't do it soon, I'll make sure you work every shift, clothes or not."

He knew about your laziness and apparently how to exploit it. You didn't feel like going to the supply closet and your nudity doesn't matter to you and apparently doesn't matter to your boss, so you start serving customers with everything completely exposed to them.