Resolution

Sarah, Sophie, Ashley, Wendy, and Mia stood in one of the rooms in Pleaseville Hospital. Turns out both Wade and Matt got all sorts of minor injuries while running about in the storm, and were now demanding reparations for everything, including the destroyed mansion. Mia had been there earlier and the four friends had walked in on Mia giving both of them handjobs, and were now in a heated argument.

"It wasn't our fault! There were literally monsters with superpowers!" Sarah argued.

"Okay? Where are they now? Someone has to be responsible!" Matt blurted.

"This is ridiculous," Wendy said, "We were only there because you dragged Ashley's sister into this!"

"This isn't a request," Wade growled, "It's a choice. You either make it up to us, or you make it up to our father. And trust me, you don't want to deal with him."

"This is ****!" Sophie frowned, "You're taking advantage of us!"

"What? No!" Wade exclaimed, "We're men with men problems! Look at us, we're injured! How do you expect us to relieve ourselves, when you led the monsters to us and caused all this ruckus!"

"I-" Sophie stammered.

"Mia was just helping us out because we're friends!" Matt declared, "Are you guys that cruel that you'd just let a guy get blue balls?"

"That's not real... I think" said Ashley.

"Fine, I'll make it simple," Wade added, "New deal, you help take care of us while we're injured, and that's it. You'll be free to go as soon as we're fully healed."

"That's... not completely unreasonable," Wendy replied.

"Wait we're not seriously doing this, right guys?" Sarah asked.

"Well, it is a good deal considering we won't have to worry about mansion legal issues..." Sophie said.

"You've got to be kidding me..." Sarah groaned.

"Okay great!" Matt grinned, "I'll take the goth and the blondie first, Wade you can have the redhead and the Autumn sisters. Then we'll take turns."

"Sounds good to me," Wade smiled.

"I fucking hate this town," Sarah muttered

THE END OF EPISODE FOUR