Redeeming A Birthday Gift

Here it was 8:10 AM and Karlie still had her ass in bed sleeping. As if last night’s birthday party took so much out of her. After all, I wasn’t the one to disappear into her office and write out some supposed coupons as a gift for the birthday boy. She didn’t bitch when I told her that I would take most of the day off and clean up the mess.

Still here she was sleeping, so I grasped the blanket and in one swift pull, stripped it off her sleeping form. The sight that greeted my eyes also greeted another part of me as well. Then those coupons went through my head and I couldn’t wait to redeem one of them. I had them on the headboard and quickly got them, found the one that was perfect to redeem and gently got naked and onto the bed.

I found a bottle of lube and applied some to my cock so I didn’t have to wait for her to get wet. When ready I aligned and thrusted home. Man did Karlie wake up, screaming at me to get the fuck off her, So i pretended not to understand what she meant.

“Hey! I’m trying to get off with you, so how about cooperating with me!”

“You fucking bastard, you're **** me you asshole!”

Wow! Talk about a mood killer, I went from an erect rod of steel to a limp piece of celery in one second flat. “Well pardon me for trying to use part of your fucking lame birthday present to me!” Then I lost my temper as her words registered in my mind “****! You should be so lucky. Tell you what if I **** you then why don’t you call the police and have me charged!”

Karlie didn’t apologize, didn’t care enough about me to at least say she was wrong, so I got dressed and left her in the house alone and went for a day-long walk. A little after five in the afternoon I came back to find a police car out front of the house. Turns out Karlie did call the police and I was promptly arrested when I returned home. Damn good thing that I mailed the coupon book and especially the coupon in question.

So I was charged and found myself in court listening to Karlie telling her version of what happened. Making no mention of the coupons. I knew what my attorney planned the minute Karlie was turned over to him to question. And I was in the perfect seat to see the expression on her, her attorney’s face and of course the face of the judge.

Then it happened and Mr. Almeut didn’t waste his time.

“So tell me Miss Williams, what did you expect when you gave your boyfriend a book of handwritten coupons that he would do with them?”

Karlie hem and hawed instead of answering the question so Mr. Almeut just continued. "Miss Williams, are you aware that handwritten coupons are considered a legally binding document in this state?”

Now it was the judge’s turn to ask a question, “Mr. Almeut, do you have the book of coupons in question for the court to see?”

“Of course your honor, including the one my client tried to redeem!”

He handed the bailiff both, who handed it over to the judge. She flipped through them all. Then in a clear voice, “Miss Williams, is this your hand writing?”

A quiet “Yes!”

“Then Miss Williams, I have **** but to dismiss your case against Mr. Carter and advise you that he is well within his rights to sue you for failure to live up to a legal agreement!”

I spoke up and surprised the judge and my attorney. “If it pleases the court, All I want is Miss Williams to vacate my property immediately and never try to have any type of contact with me ever again!”

The judge accepted that , banged her gavel down and that was how I got my **** on Karlie and gained my freedom to find someone who wanted me.